Buying Uranium

A Radioactive sample of Uranium Ore

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Yes, it’s a radioactive sample of uranium ore. You would legitimately want to buy one to test geiger counters. Apparently the reviewers on Amazon have not quite been using it for that purpose:

” Despite the fact it comes in a can it is not cat food.
Does anyone know if there’s a cure for sudden tentacles? The cat’s huge and well, doesn’t really look much like a cat anymore.”

“I purchased this product because I wanted to make a 5 megaton bomb to impress my neighbors at our fourth of July barbecue. Unfortunately, when all was said and done, I was embarrassed when the yield was less than 500 kt. No birds on fire, no boiling rivers, nothing.”

“My wife and I purchased this product for the expressed purpose of breeding an atomic superman. After a daily regimen of ingesting a tablespoon of this powder mixed with green tea along with her prenatal vitamins, my wife developed serious morning sickness and perished during childbirth.”

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~ by mlmcored on July 14, 2009.

One Response to “Buying Uranium”

  1. When was the last time YOU needed a radioactive product?

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